Okay So Yo

What’s your poop telling you?


Sooper dooper pooper low

– Vance Anderson.

That’s the hard part goin like super duper pooper low


If you can’t hang then ,there’s the door baby

– Kellin Quin

507. The only thing you’ll regret more than smoking is all the pictures of you smoking.

A statement more true has never been spoken

(Source: rulesformyunbornson)

Via 1001 rules for my unborn son

My girlfriend

Is quite possibly the most amazing girl I’ve ever met. She’s so funny. She’s beautiful. And I look forward to nothing more than seeing her everyday. It makes me laugh that I start to miss her as soon as she leaves.


I hate being bipolar…its awesome

– Austin Horton

Girls.

I mos def hate 90% of highschool girls. Honestly. I’m pretty sure they go out of there way to piss me right the Fuck off. If you text me 30 fucking times and I don’t reply. I don’t expect a 31st text. It means I don’t want to talk to you. Dumb hoes.


Old peoples skin sags because It’s being pulled towards the underworld

– Bo Burnham

fuckyeahbandbuffalo:

Lets recap. Its in 5/4. You step off with your right foot. and you hold for, well only two counts. I cried.

Lol


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